Aussies are coming up with their own local equivalents for Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the random Philadelphia business tucked between a sex shop and a crematorium which Donald Trump‘s presidential campaign accidentally booked instead of the Four Seasons Hotel for one of its final, chaotic press conferences.
In case you missed it, instead of booking the five-star hotel, the campaign instead got Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani to address the press outside a disheveled-looking garage on the outskirts of town, which beautifully summed up the campaign’s flailing incompetency.
But what would an Aussie Four Seasons Total Landscaping look like? Where would we witness the crony of a failed Prime Minister give a final stump speech in, say, Melbourne?
In response to a Twitter poll asking where our own personal campaigns would give a final, disasters press conference, Aussies on…
